Monday, July 26, 2010

Stupid suitcase

Mum, Mumma, Mummy, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mummy, Mumma....

Stop filling this suitcase and going away!!! Come home NOW. You and the WB both. What is with you people??? I am the most important, you need to be with me, not off at werk.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

New water fountain and stuff

This is not a toilet, it is my new water fountain that my Mum bought me today. The WB said it looks like a kinda does, but it's my own personal water faucet. I flick my feet when I lick the water stream, my Mum doesn't know why, its just what I think I have to do. If she's lucky I may let her get a video of it, but the camera was in the other room when I was doing it today.

I'm just sittin outside on the patio, my favorite place.

I was tryin to upload a video, buuut blogger doesn't want to work with me, maybe another time...

Friday, July 16, 2010

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Patrolman Bill

Today I am going to introduce you to my alter ego, whose name is Patrolman Bill. Well it's not really an alter-ego, its just me when I go outside to patrol the yard. You recall that my yard has a fence now and I am the King of my back yard. When I go outside, the first thing I do, after I roll on the patio of course, is patrol the fence line.I smell the grass and also eat it.
It is important to look serious when performing patrols, because if you are caught clowning around, those birds and dogs who see you won't take you seriously.

I often find things out there in the yard that I have to whap, to show them that I am the King. Usually it's just bugs, I whap them then eat them.
Making announcements is a part of Patrolman Bill's job too. I announce to the yard that I are here to patrol, so all you bugs better watch out!


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