Friday, January 27, 2012

Introoder Kitty!

Introoder alert! Introoder alert!

This is what I was saying this evening as I was rudely interrupted from doing my usual patrolling routine around the backyard.

My territory was breached by this large gray and white kitty. He just appeared out of no where. Literally. One minute I was alone in the back yard and the next thing I know, this giant behemoth of a cat launches itself over my fence line. He must have had a trampoline on the other side, because I don't know if I could jump over it like that. He didn't get far into the yard, I met him over by the barn and we had a stand off. Mum came out just as it was getting good.

We were about 3 feet apart, facing each other making all kinds of vishus cat noizes. She got the flashy light and beamed it at us because it was dark and peepul eyez don't see much in the dark. We both glanced at her briefly then went back to the stare down. Mum started walking across the yard and he turned to go. I thought, "this is my chance" so I followed behind him, well he stopped and turned back to me so then we were even closer. A great amount of loudness began. I was yelling at him, he was yelling at me, Mum was yelling at us, there was so much yelling happening. The WB heard the commoshun and came out to see what was going down. He brought his extra bright light and walked right up to the both of us. Introoder kitty stayed for a minute more but then saw that the WB meant bizniss and ran to the fence. I don't know how he did it, but he launched himself back over the fence. He was no small kitten either, he was at least my size, maybe bigger and he climbed up and over the tall fence boards like nuthin.

Now Mum is worried that I'll know how to climb the fence and go find him. I guess I won't be going out unsoopervised much for awhile.

That was rather stressful, I definitely need a nap now. I hope I don't dream of that introoder kitty, I'd rather not see him again.

Friday, January 20, 2012


Thanks be to Bast! I was allowed outside today. The noizy doods finally left for the day and they left us a new finished fence all the way around the back yard. I have a new territory to patrol and it is very exciting, very!
But, in my usual fashion, as soon as I got out the door, this is what I did

I have a large area to patrol, I sure hope Mum lets me have enough time, today I just had enough time to do a once over of everything out there before it got too dark and cold.
So this is what all of the noize in the yard has been about all week. This wasn't here the last time I escaped out of the house.

This little green tree is quite smellerific, I don't know what it is. It dwells on this side of the barn.

I'm sure that I'll be having many outdoor adventures. I hope you are excited about it as I am. But now that I've been out and about, its time for a nap on the top of my tower.

In other notes...can someone tell me how to tell Blogger not to underline my words after I put a picture up? It's annoying to me.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

This stinks.

Come on Mum, let me go outside!! I see stuff out there that I need to check out.

Please??. Being stuck inside is the pits.

This is the new couch I told you about last night.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Pizza night

The peepul were having pizza tonite, It smelled soo yummy. The WB was standing by the counter, I snuck up behind him on the counter and with my little paw, I reached up to his hand when he was looking the other way a grabbed at the pizza he was holding. I surprised him so much that he couldn't turn me down. I got to lick the crust! It was delish! Thanks WB.

In other news, we got a new couch. I was unsure of it at first because I missed the old one, but its been here a day or two and I'm pretty impressed with its snoozability factor now.


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