Thursday, September 6, 2012

Mum's back and some other favorite things.

 Hey ya'll (that's what they say down here in South Carolina.  Ya'll).  I'm finally able to be back online since my Mum has actually stayed home for almost 2 weeks in a row.  She got done with that school of her's that was keeping her away from me.  Now she is here to let me outside, give me food and sit with the WB at night and be my lap time TV pals.  It's been great to have things back to normal, and I'm all happy again, and that's really what should be the most important thing. I must say though,  the WB did very well keeping me entertained and stuff during the times that she was gone, we did guy things and bonded more than we ever have.
As always,  I must go outside and roll and stretch on the concrete slab on the porch.  It is one of my favorite things.  You know that song from that one movie about "These are a few of my favorite things"?  Add in the phrase "Rolling on concrete and feeling the coolness" and it'll be true for me, we can take out some of the others like "Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles", I dislike the doorbell and I have no meowing idea what a schnitzel is.  If we can get Julie Andrews to rewrite it and add in things that cats like, that'll be a great tune.  Anyone else want to add in some lyrics?  We can come up with a better version right here.

My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things  (This whole verse is good, I concur with these things)

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings (Geese are ok, but they are really big as far as birds go)
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into Springs
These are a few of my favorite things  (umm, I don't know about this part,  winter and snow sounds bad.)

When the dog bites  (Holy CATS!  WHAT?!?!  Definately BADDDD)
When the bee stings (Not good. I tried to eat a bee once.  You can only imagine how that went)
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

What else can we come up with? Most of these are decent things, but I bet us kitties can come up with some more ideas.


No I'm not talking about the ham like stuff that comes in can, but email SPAM.    I'm sure glad that my Gmail pays attention to ...