Mum decided that it was once again time to get me a new collar. She thinks that I am concerned with the appearance of this necklace that she dangles tags from and makes me walk around wearing. This time it is a red collar, in a light weight nylon fabric that might actually be a little more comfortable than the leather one I've been wearing. Mum also compared it to the red power tie that fancy business men wear, so I'm wearing a red power collar.
You ask what I need power for...well, I kind of already have it. I ask for food and I usually get it. I put on the cute and I get attention. Who am I kidding? I am the king of the kitchen and pretty much the whole house already, so who needs a power collar...
Uh oh, Mum just told me that I'm not all that I think I am and to tone it down. Alright, I guess I better listen or I won't get Temptations anymore. I'll just lay here and be a good boy.
3 comments:
But William, you ARE king!
dood...yur power collar iz rockin....if ewe had one that wuz a wee bit thicker...ewe wood bee a soooper hero !!!
Looking sharp, William!
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