Patrolman Bill

Today I am going to introduce you to my alter ego, whose name is Patrolman Bill. Well it's not really an alter-ego, its just me when I go outside to patrol the yard. You recall that my yard has a fence now and I am the King of my back yard. When I go outside, the first thing I do, after I roll on the patio of course, is patrol the fence line.I smell the grass and also eat it.
It is important to look serious when performing patrols, because if you are caught clowning around, those birds and dogs who see you won't take you seriously.
I often find things out there in the yard that I have to whap, to show them that I am the King. Usually it's just bugs, I whap them then eat them.
Making announcements is a part of Patrolman Bill's job too. I announce to the yard that I are here to patrol, so all you bugs better watch out!