Tabby Toze Toosday!
Here iz me trying to nap on mumz lap.
Here is the noo set of nale klipperz that mum bot tooday.
Heer iz my toze. Mum thot it wood bee nice to klip my toenales when I was tryin to nap. It worked, it wazn't so bad, she even filed them nice and smooth. Maybe mum won't make screechy noizes at me when I try to climb and scratch thingz now.
Oh, I wuz bad last night, at leest that's whut the peepul say, I wuz jus' runnin arownd like a crazy kitten all nite long, but thatz whut I doo. If thatz bad to them, I gess thatz life. Heehee.