Since no body took me for a stroll on the leesh today (or yesserday, or the day before, or the day before that), I decided to sneek out and go for a snoop owtside by myself. Mum was makin dinner and felt chilly in the howse so she closed the front door. A few minutes later, she wuz wundering where I wuz, becuz I wuzn't buggin her in the kitchen for treets or anything. She looked in the howse and didn't see me anywhere. She opened the front door and noticed that the screen door wuzn't latched. She thot to herself, "That darn cat! He's gonna get capchured by kyotees!" She walked out the door and looked down the walkway and fownd me sniffin arownd the tree at the end of the howse. She came and scooped me up and hauled me back in the howse. Telling me all the way that I need to stay inside and that the kyotees are gonna eat me. I don't see what the big deal is, I just wanna check owt the stuff owtside, I don't know who theese kyotees are but maybe she is right and I don't want them to meet me. I'll never lern...(that's what she thinks), I sneek owt when I get the chance and get in truble every time, the peepul can't figure owt a way to make me not do that.