Thursday, December 16, 2010

Um, Whhhhaaaatttt?

This is a note to the WB...


I just found this picture on the compyooter. I am a bit peeved right now. I am feeling cheated on and very jealous. Who is that??? I have been wondering where you were and now I know. You are off galavanting around the desert with other cats! Other cats! I just cannot believe my eyes. Look at that giant cat, he's a ginormous handsome mancat I can just tell. I bet he would be a great wressler. I'm gonna go to the closet now...

WB: William, William, chill out buddy. I am not cheating on you with this other cat. I met him on a field trip from my job out here in the desert. He was pretty cool, but you are way cooler. I don't think that I'd want to wressle this one, I'm pretty sure he would maul me. He wressles with the vicious deer that he eats for dinner, he's a big tough guy.

Me: Is that so? You met a vicious deer wressler? Skeezix would sure be impressed with that, as he is on a crusade against vicious deer. Did you get his pawtograph? He seems like he may be a local celebrity.

WB: So, are we cool?

Me: Yeah, we're cool. I can't wait till you come back and I can maul your arm.

WB: I'll be counting down the days for that too.

4 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Be sure and sniff him over good when he gets home...there might still be some giant cat particles to whiff!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Wow! That is one major cat.

Skeezix the Cat said...

I'd sniff his butt reel good win he gits home and make shur thare are no vishus deer alien spores still on him!

Kea said...

Wow, that's a gorgeous cat! Just make sure WB doesn't try to sneak anything like that in when he gets home!

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