I am the king of my yard, but the barn is my throne. Here I am holding court from my throne. I am in command of all berds and skwerls who dare enter my domain. (Even though Mum and WB wish I'd allow Mr. and Mrs. Fancy Red Cardinal Berd to stick around)
Beware all other critters. That's right, you better run!
Court is adjourned, you may go about your business, The King is going to take a royal nap.