And Mum says I'm spoiled...
Mum - "you are being overly dramatic don't you think, telling your friends you are tortured"
Me - "Well, maybe a little bit, but I would like to go out in the yard"
Mum - "You should have thought of that before you jumped the fence and got in trouble"
Me - "*grumble, grumble, grumble* I'm going to take a nap"