Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Tortured Tabby Tuesday

You might remember that I got grounded from going outside awhile back.  Well, the grounding continues, I keep trying to skwerm out the back door, but the peepul are always foiling my plan by catching me before I get out there.  I holler at them, I scratch at the door, I can reach the door knob, but its round and I can't get a grip on it to turn it.  A Mancat just wants to go outside!! Is that so  much to ask???  Well today Mum took me out on the porch with the screens.  I can roll on the concrete, which is nice, I can smell the smells and hear the hears, but I can't touch the outside stuff,  its just short of torture I tell you.




And Mum says I'm spoiled...

Mum -  "you are being overly dramatic don't you think, telling your friends you are tortured"
Me - "Well, maybe a little bit, but I would like to go out in the yard"
Mum - "You should have thought of that before you jumped the fence and got in trouble"
Me - "*grumble, grumble, grumble*  I'm going to take a nap"



8 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

That porch is pretty awesome, actually. Maybe your human could put some cat grass in a pot out there for you, and/or some nip and a couple of comfy climbing and napping spots. That might help it feel less like "torture." :-D

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood...a hammick, a ree cliners chair, a snak tray and da tee and vee with access ta garfield like 24/7 N ya wont even noe de outside iz out side....

:)

Sweet Purrfections said...

That looks like a great porch. We think you're a lot safer inside.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

William, you are lucky! We don't even get a porch - we have an enclosed patio, but it belongs to the DOG!

The Florida Furkids said...

We think you're lucky to have that nice porch. Outside is skeery!

The Florida Furkids

Sparky Spitfire said...

William! this is HORRIBULS! send me a map to your back yard and I will bake a cake with a file in it so you can...um...well, I'm still working on a plan. but don't worry! We'll spring you!

meowmeowmans said...

WE don't know, William. That's a pretty nice porch you have there, pal. :)

Remote Gate said...

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Remote Gate

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