Seriously, how could one not believe this?
She came in the kitchen from wherever she was and saw Ping and I sitting at the food door, ever so polite and hungry looking. I knew I had her.
Would you believe, It actually worked! She gave Ping a Tem-Tay-Shun
I thought to myself "Yes! She gives him a Tem-Tay-Shun, then she'll give me one too" And she did. The only problem with this whole plan, there was a delishis treat sitting on the floor and he wouldn't eat it. So, I dutifully took it off his paws and ate it for him.
Mum figured that he must not like the Tem-Tay-Shun so what did she do? She let him sit in the food bucket! I don't get to sit in the food bucket...
This plan did not work in my favor much after all. I did score a few Tem-Tay-Shuns out of the deal though.