Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 1
1. Tried to get in the fridge
2. Tried to get in the dishwasher
3. Played with my mum’s bare feet when she got owt of the shower
4. Climbed mum’s leg like she wuz a tree
5. Went behind the TV stand ware thare are lots of wires
6. Stalked the berd
7. Tried to eet the green leafy thing
8. Climbed the screen door
9. Put my feet in the water in the big wite flushing thing in my litter room, then walked arownd the seet leaving little cat tracks all over it.
10. Bit mum too hard wen we wer playin
11. Tried to get in the shower, while mum wuz in thare
12. Walked on and then sat down on the shiny paper book that mum wuz tryin to reed
13. Tried to escape to the owtside werld, wen the peepul came in the door
My mum says that I am a mischivis kitten, whutever that meens. She luvs me anyway.