Saturday, April 30, 2011

Feline Vehicle Inspector

I have always had a curiosity in undercarrige inspections of automobeels. I have been doing this for years and I have finally obtained my certification as a Feline Vehicle Inspector. To get this I have had to inspect the under carriges of multiple cars and trucks. Luckily it only takes 4 vehicles and we have had that many vehicles in the time I've been doing this. I have also inspected the neighbors cars when I have succeeded in escapes from the front door. If anyone needs their under carriges inspected give me a call or send me a post in my facebook.

The Mazda checks out ok.

The Corvette is really low, but there isn't much to see underneath there anyway. I have to do a low crawl like a soldier to even get down there.

This was the most interesting truck to inspect, it was big and had places I could crawl around on. The peepul traded that one in though.

I do not have a picture of my fourth official inspection for my certification, but you'll just have to trust me, I have checked out the Colorado truck.

William Snapp, FVI

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Spring Greenery

My Mum is a majishun, she sprinkled majik dust on the back yard and now there is a ton of grass out there!!
You all know how I luv grass. I luv to eat it, walk on it, hide in it and stalk berds in it.
You remember a few months ago when I was upset when Mum pulled up my clovers? Well I have decided, grass is better than clovers, I have to agree with Mum on this one.

Monday, April 18, 2011


Da real Berd is over there... she flew around the house a few times today. I followed her, but since Mum was watching, I never did anything to get her.

Friday, April 15, 2011

good job Mum

Well Mum was supposed to be helpin do a new post right now, but she messed up and deleted my pictures that we took doing a photo session with my favorite new kind of Temptations. Oh well, guess I have to be tortured through another session of Temptation bribery. Oh darn...

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Please Vote

This is for the shelter that my Mum works at and the one I was adopted from:

Get Your Wag On and Vote!

Santa Barbara County Animal Services is stepping up to an ASPCA challenge that will provide cash prizes to the participating agencies that greatly increase the adoption of dogs and cats. On behalf of the great critters in our community, through this project we can find more permanent homes for animals and bring in more funding to support our shelters. It’s a win/win!

You can help us make it into the select group of competing agencies by simply voting for Santa Barbara Animal Services online once per day, between April 4 through April 15. If we rank in the top 50 agencies, we will be in the competition to increase dog and cat adoptions between July through October. The percentage increase in adoptions will result in cash prizes for agencies of up to $100,000. Can you imagine how much we could do to help animals in our community with those funds?

Please click on the link below daily and vote. Send this email to all of your friends and encourage them to vote. Vote for all of the dogs and cats in Santa Barbara County who need permanent homes, those who have loving homes, and those animals who will need homes in the future! J

Friday, April 8, 2011


Snoozed out in the drivin chair. Dreamin of chasin dawgz with my car, like in that one Geico commercial, except I think the dawg was chasin the cat in that one.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Practice ride

Today I went for Mum what called "A practice ride". I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be practicin for but she said that we have to do it. I have no problems with the carrier, I actually purr when I'm in it and I go in with no disagreement, however when the truck starts moving that's when I'm not so sure. There was a lot of meowin going on. We went out drivin for about 20 minutes, the meowing lasted the whole 20 minutes.
She says she is planning to get a better carrier for the truck, that way I'll be safe and comfortable. Are any of you road trip kitties? Do you have any advice for us, cause I think I'm gonna be a road trip kitty soon or sumthin.


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